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Chris Hansen

The host of Dateline NBC's, To Catch A Predator; a smug bastard.

If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.

He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.
Chris Hansen - Would you like to explain to me what you're doing here?
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.

Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.
by disc.inc. December 20, 2010
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Chris Jericho

Chris irvine is another wrestler to come out of Stu hart's legendary dungeon.He is one of the few wrestlers who have mic skills upthere with The Rock and Wrestling skills that can matchup to Chris benoit.

Jericho started out in WCW where he was a great talent but horribly misused, in augusts 1999 he debuted in the WWF As: "Y2J"(as in Y2K) Chris Jericho.Here he immediatly got pushed in the main event against the likes of The Rock and Stone Cold Steve austin.

In 2001 in of the most historic nights in WWF Jericho Beat The Rock AND SCSA to become the first ever Undisputed WWF Champion and the second canadian to hold a world title in the WWF (Bret hart being the other one).

But once again, backstage politics were against him and within no time he was being misused again. He wasn't in the mainevent anymore until 2005 despite the talent he had.

After SummerSlam 2005 Jericho got "Fired" so he could tour with his band "Fozzy".This band sucks.
Jericho hasn't returned.Yet.
1.) Now that the Y2J problem is here,the WWF will never e-e-ever be the same again.
2.) Chris jericho : A Future hall of famer
by Bret hart January 13, 2006
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Chris Crinkle

its a new term used when you make a mistake when tattooing someone,or you see a very bad tattoo its becoming widely used in tattoo shops all around north america
"did you see that tattoo? someone chris crinkled that one"
"oh man the colour and linework is horrible,I really chris crinkled it"
by Craig_E January 11, 2008
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Chayse

Chayse

A beautiful girl that no one will ever forget. ***WARNING***
Chayse's beauty may temporarily stun and disable your brain, preventing you to speak or breathe and make you stand in front of her like a fool. To avoid this predicament, do not make eye contact. Her eyes will make your heart stop beating. The color of her eyes change so often. You want to know what color they are so badly, but you don't want to ask her because you still want to keep guessing at it since her eyes are so full of life, determination, and hope. She's also beautiful on the inside. She'll never admit she's smart or beautiful because of her humbleness. That just makes her even better. She always puts others ahead of herself. She's kind and sweet to the core. This is one girl you never want to lose.
"Wow, her presence brightness my day, like sunshine"
"Dang, where can I find a Chayse?"
"Chayse is perfect! "
by Maro10 June 12, 2018
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chris the faggot

Chris the faggot is big and round.
by yonut123 August 15, 2017
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chris brown a bitch

phrase meaning to beat or assault your companion for unseen or irrelevant reasons
My girl better not say nothin' or I swear to god I will Chris Brown a bitch!
by Tall Davis February 18, 2009
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Chris ray gun

Chris is aYouTube Chanel who argues with feminism and other such bullshit, famous for drinking bleach that one time. He also has a stuffed lama named Paul and a slave named tom, both of which are better then him. He mostly dose his videos in a overly sarcastic manner, acting like a prick, but a lovable prick. He is also god of chair rolls, just trust me on this
"Linch me from the fucking snowflakes " Chris ray gun 2016
by Dr "fuck off" green February 13, 2018
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