the candy cane

receiving a hand job with peppermint massage oil which is finished by a blow job. you say "candy cane" at the moment of ejaculation as she enjoys the mint flavored load.

she was giving me a handy this morning with this peppermint massage oil. right when I was about to come she started sucking it. afterward she smiled, wiping it off her lips and said "it's minty." that's when it struck me and I coined the term "the candy cane." look for it on urban dictionary later.

by Harold Balzonya March 30, 2015

Carne Asada

(noun)

1. A slang word for sexual intercourse.

2. A word to used to refer to some sexual occurrence.

1. She wouldn't give him any Carne Asada until they got married.

2. Pepe visited her late last night and she scored some Carne Asada.

by funwithfood June 8, 2009

cained

'Cained' is the desired stage one should be aiming for when out smoking pot with his buddies. It's more intense then a 'high,' but has yet to go into 'stoned.'

"I'd introduce you to the parents, dude, but you're a bit cained."

by Rep August 24, 2004

Sugar Cane

When a person snorts cocaine off of a man's penis while it is erect.

Samantha performed a sugar cane on Paul.

by GlazedToaster June 9, 2014

canned report

A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.

"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."

by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009

Caner

A visually impaired individual that relies on a cane to feel their way around or requires glasses to see clearly.

Haha look at Bud wearing his new glasses! He's such a caner now that he can't see without them.

by Dreamscape009 December 29, 2020

New Caney

The badlands far northeast of Houston, Texas. It is a tragic little town full of rednecks, mullets, and goats.

"I reckon a nigger lover got lynched just last week in New Caney!"

by Kaheem October 16, 2005