Brian Miguel Fernandez Castro

The biggest thot/ douchebag/ whore/ tool/ hoe/ huge ass nigga. He thinks he’s the last coke in the desert. Everyone hates him but we still have to be around him. The Lion King was filmed on his nose. Acts like a sensitive bipolar princess and will make your life living hell. He’s a giraffe and makes fun of everyone who’s AVERAGE. He sucks hella toes. He’s such a hoe but he’s everyone’s side piece like French fries. Pale as a raw chicken nugget and he might get deported anyway now.

Person 1: Do you know Brian Miguel Fernandez Castro?

Person 2: Nah
Person 3: You ain’t missing out

by Toestoestoestoss November 30, 2019

Alejandro Rodriguez Castillo El Pollo

Alejandro Rodriguez Castillo El Pollo is a very nice and funny guy. He has a lot of girlfriends like 120491048019384 of them. He is very intelligent and knows the SABIAS of patillo and gets outplayed m8. He always chips everyone in rocket league and is very good. People want to be like him but never even get close to being him.

Omg you are such an Alejandro Rodriguez Castillo El Pollo, can I get a picture with you?

by pollo321 November 18, 2020

Monkey.D.Castro

A sexy motherfucker who gets all the bitches

Monkey.D.Castro:

by Thát sexy motherfúcker September 6, 2021

The Fidel Castro

Where a male does a liquid shit by eating a bunch of MRE’s in Cuba and running.

I once was running a lap and did The Fidel Castro. I hated it.

by MP’s Stool November 18, 2022

cassiopia

It's a thing.

It's blue Cassiopia!

by cshin January 15, 2014

spam castinettes

the female genitals.

"if music be the food of love......let me play your spam castinettes"

by Pax September 15, 2003

spam castinet

The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger.

"Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little ditty with her spam castinets!"
"Gold dude!"
"Definately quality miffin!"

by David P January 29, 2005