callum church

callum = utter nerd/geek/noob/freak
really greasy hair and really weird personality. scary laugh.
thinks he's all that when really hes not.

girl 1: ewwwwwwww! did you see him?
girl2: yea! he was such a callum church!

by awkwardturtle;) December 14, 2010

Callum Whittington

A Memelord famous for his op hit single Full Of Trolliness. Is exceptionally good at Fallout and is part of the Meme Team consisting of William, Ben and Callum

Person 1: Wow i just did a Callum Whittington!
Person 2: You Memelord!

by Subject031 February 27, 2017

Cailum

A typically sexy man who is racist

That guys cailum

by Kieren is gae March 2, 2021

Callum

A person that really should evolve.

Caveman Callum make fire with dinosaur bone!

by MamaChoide December 2, 2011

Calcium Pirate

A person who speaks before they think, horrifically ruining any chances. Chances which where very slim to begin with

"He said "I see you found my giant glass of milk" to her... What a Calcium Pirate"

by Majorfail June 18, 2009

Callum

he's practically the gay lord, so whenever you say "callum" it means gay

Bruh, he's fuckin' Callum!

by Xenodefined February 28, 2020

Callum

He is goated and beautiful and amazing and the best surfer on Earth.

Look at Callum man!!!

by Curry King 123 February 22, 2021