Queer Cooch

A Queer Cooch is what non queer males refer to as a butthole. Since most men done have vaginas gay men have no other choice but to have intercourse through the Queer Cooch
I’m going to do you in the Queer Cooch
by Wiener boy July 14, 2020
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impossible cooch

being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose
i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!
by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025
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cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.
“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
by hbot47 November 10, 2019
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Cooch Cramper

The name one gets when he or she has a reputable image of being a slut and riding too many dicks at one time, causing a cramped cooch.
Oh my gosh Kev and Steph, Brittney is such a cooch cramper! She is literally going on the round trip of all the world's national monuments.
by StripperSlut August 12, 2011
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Cupid's Cooch

Only the best of the best girls can give it. It's like being struck by the cupid's arrow. A guy falls madly in love with after just one look at her vagina. The affect can last month's.
That girl broke up with me and gave me the cupid's cooch, now my heart aches for her.
by Chills1980 July 31, 2019
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Cooch Nagger

A female who constantly complains or “nags”.
Your girl is a serious Cooch Nagger bro!
by Tigris325 February 08, 2025
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dooky cooch

as heard in the song My Bubble Gum by Rasheeda "The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum (yep)the type of gurl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum. I'm the type of girl ya wanna take to ya mama house, t-t-t-take to ya mama house."
thats the type of girl you wanna chew all of her dooky cooch bubble gum or take to ya mamma house
by M$ R@$H33D@ April 25, 2010
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