Classic Lily

When someone you know and trust stabs you in the back. An unforgivable betrayal.

Polly: She just stole my job, can't believe it!
Marco: Hahaha, Classic Lily!

by Caralho April 24, 2019

Classic Jack

Getting politely rejected by a woman

Jack - “Lisa because robin isn’t darbying you anymore can I? I also don’t piss the bed! Clean Sheet McGee they call me”

Lisa - “ohhh what 😂”

Peter & Nathan “that’s a classic Jack”

by Swizzels May 16, 2019

VanVleet Classic

When you ejaculate with no hands, or any other forms of stimulation while flacid. Inspired by the nut-worthy 3 pointer by VanVleet in game 3 Raptors vs Warriors.

"Look mommy I did a VanVleet Classic! No Hands!"

by VanVleet June 5, 2019

Classic Trevor

Literally the most classic kid around. Like he’s too classic. Wtf cmon man just look at him. Vintage dude right there.

“Oh shit Trevor just molested the third graders!”

“OMG again bro so classic!”
“Such a classic Trevor”

by Doctor Steve October 6, 2019

Classic Eddie

When someone is slow to get the joke, late to the punchline, slow on the uptake etc

"Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"

by leenabean April 10, 2020

the ismael classic

when someone plays as donkey kong in smash bros ultimate picks you up and cargo throws you at the bottom corner of the stage.

“did you just pull of the ismael classic”

by IDIEDONTHURSDAY November 17, 2020

Votanas Classic

"@Votanas2" Se le conoce como simpear mujeres con aparato reproductor masculino

aaa era un tio te hicieron la "Votanas Classic"

by DumboPruebas November 17, 2020