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Show me the birth certificate

A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.
Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth.
Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.
by arkemedes June 1, 2011
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certifiedepic

ah yes, it's certifiedepic, banana man.
by certifiedepic January 3, 2021
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Certification Practice Statement

Certification Practice Statement is communal document with description of practices of Certification authority issuing, renewing, revoking and validating Digital / Electronic Certificates and for emphasizing to keep confidence on Certificates
Certification Practice Statement, communal document Certification, authority, issuing, renewing, revoking,validating, Electronic,
by s j tubrazy January 6, 2013
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Catified

The act of taking something and turning it into a cat, this 'something' could be a human, object, animal, etc. all whilst giving it features to signify what it's supposed to represent/be
"look! I catified this turtle!" he then shower his father a picture of a catified turtle
by Insert inside joke here April 22, 2022
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Certificated

A strange word invented by The Administrator, who has the power to do such things. It means "holding a certificate relating to the fields of aviation or aviation maintenance."
"Certificated!? Is that even a real word?"
by Da Moose November 12, 2003
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Certificate

In School:
-The only thing you get from winning a school event.

-A useless piece of paper you can win and brag about with other students.

Other Situations:
-A piece of paper proving something you have or own is yours.

-Common types are Birth, Marriage and Death.
-I won a certificate at a school competition today, the fuck am I gonna do with this? You think I burnt half of my life in training for this moment only to get this thing?
-Here's a certificate of me winning firsr place. Suck it.

-Dude, that thing is mine, I have proof here, a certificate with specific date and my signature and such...

-I got my birth certificate today now I can apply for this school.
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam July 2, 2018
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cuntified

What happens to something whenever Minnesota State Senator Michelle Bachmann gets her hands on it, the majority of the time usually for the worse.
Wow, that referendum giving homosexual partners equal civil rights was sure cuntified quickly.
by Queery February 15, 2006
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