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Jaw breakers.

Boobs that are obviously enhanced by plastic surgery.
Ew dude, those are definetly jaw breakers.
Jaw breakers. by UU85 August 11, 2010

phantom braker 

driver who continuously hits his brakes with absolutely nothing in front of him. May be associated with obsessive/compulsive disorder.
I would have been at the titty bar an hour earlier if I could have rammed the phantom braker in front of me off the road.
phantom braker by Ya Momz May 3, 2005
A breamer is a large akwardly shaped mechanism strapped like a baby to the front of ones chest or torso. This item is used to help one bream, or in real people terms, breath.

Back in the days, the breamer was nothing but an old fire hose shoved in your throat and plugged into a fan.
But now adays, you can purchase the breamer2000 s60x breamanator wireless glow-in-the-dark water proof breamer with built in features such as bremo-expresso for a quick breath to get you going in the morning and the built in sundial to keep track of the time all day.
Whats that mister? Its my breamer. Cant bream without it.

I cant bream! Wheres my breamer?!

Man, the air on mount everest is sure hard do bream. I really wish i had my breamer right now.

Thanks to my breamer, my underwater expeditions last longer than 45 seconds!
breamer by shymanski January 4, 2007

Bay to Breakers 

A race/celebration that happens in the late spring in San Francisco that starts on the Bay side of the city and ends by the "breakers." The course takes you through the city, and directly through Golden Gate Park. Participants can run competitively, walk the course, or dress up in any ridiculous outfit, make an incredible float to drag along, and get drunk out of their mind. Most do the latter. Many participants enjoy walking in the nude, and the police don't seem to mind. Many other mind- altering substances are used at this event. It is certainly more of a party than a race. If you live in San Francisco, this is a must to participate in, and if you don't, its worth the trip for the weekend!
I went to Bay to Breakers this weekend dressed as a gay pirate and I got lost somewhere in the Park but made friends with a naked guy painted completely blue. I'm still hung over and its Wednesday.
Bay to Breakers by exhaighter April 30, 2009

breakner 

The late night/early moring meal that's after dinner and before breakfast. Usually an insomniacs favorite tme to eat.
Breakner meals include: Steak and eggs or Chicken and waffles, Yummm.
breakner by Miss Mims January 9, 2008

Mama Beaker

Some people think it means mother fucker but it really doesn't it means nothing
mama beaker! my phone died.
Mama Beaker by ShizDick August 25, 2021