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A breamer is a large akwardly shaped mechanism strapped like a baby to the front of ones chest or torso. This item is used to help one bream, or in real people terms, breath.

Back in the days, the breamer was nothing but an old fire hose shoved in your throat and plugged into a fan.
But now adays, you can purchase the breamer2000 s60x breamanator wireless glow-in-the-dark water proof breamer with built in features such as bremo-expresso for a quick breath to get you going in the morning and the built in sundial to keep track of the time all day.
Whats that mister? Its my breamer. Cant bream without it.

I cant bream! Wheres my breamer?!

Man, the air on mount everest is sure hard do bream. I really wish i had my breamer right now.

Thanks to my breamer, my underwater expeditions last longer than 45 seconds!
breamer by shymanski January 4, 2007
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spine breaker 

Someone who will "break their parents' backs" in order to keep up with expensive trends. They hound their parents to buy them trendy clothing/items in order to keep a high social status or in other words, make them look wealthy.
Yoongi: Did you hear that Jungkook has a new expensive jacket?
Jimin: Yes, his mother's money has gone down the drain for it.
Yoongi: Jungkook is such a spine breaker.
spine breaker by parknochuism June 25, 2017
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Femur Breaker 

When you're Radical Larry and you hear this over the intercom you're fucking dead lmao
Radical Larry : I'mm gonna go kill some D-bois
Intercom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Radical Larry: fucking D-boiz always pressing the Femur Breaker Button goddamnit
Femur Breaker by User8823 February 1, 2019

BROWNIE BREAKER 

Dude who likes to have anal sex with women
"The dude usually goes chicks the normal way sexually, you know, vaginal intercourse, , but when he gets drunk he turns into a real brownie breaker"
BROWNIE BREAKER by ARTIE ST@UT October 22, 2006

curve breaker 

noun
1. A student who is so prepared for an exam that he/she breaks any grading curve set up for the exam.
2. Any student who gets +A's on tests.
"Well, why do they call him the 'Curve Breaker'?"
"Because he breaks curves, Avy!"
curve breaker by adumb October 2, 2005