boogerfucker

a dude who fucked a girl through her nose and his dick touched a booger

PersonA: Did you know personb fucked a girl through her nose and it touched a booger!

PersonC: He's such a boogerfucker!

by smelly booger 123 June 24, 2023

The Boofer Boy's

"The Boofer Boy's are a hardcore White Water Kayaking splinter group formed from within the largest Canoe/Kayak club based in Liverpool uk.
The sole purpose of the group is to Boof the fuck out of any rapid, drop or similar feature on as many of the planets most extreme and challeging white water rivers as possible.
Due to the group participating in many extremely dangerous white water descents "members" are selected via a tough slection process that is always overseen by both of the groups co founders

The Boofer Boys founders are two highly talented, good looking individuals that have reached near Kaiser Soze status within the greater kayaking community.

Child talking to parent after witnessing the Boofer Boy's in action. "Mom........I wish I was a Boofer Boy they're the greatest!!!!... they've just boofed the fuck out of all them grade 5 drops"...."Mom""don't worry son one day you'll get there just keep practicing that paddling"

by theboofingkayaker June 15, 2011

moofty boogers

A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.

Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"

Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"

Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"

Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty

by Moof moof May 30, 2016

sneaky boogers

The boogers that are left behind after blowing your nose. You can either still feel them or you are embarassed later when you find they're still there from someone else. You have to take your finger and scrape the size of your nose to catch it. The word is a take on the British phrase 'sneaky bugger'.booger, boogers, nose bogey, snot, nose, nasal archaeology, digging for gold, pick me a winner

I always have to blow my nose several times to make sure I don't have any sneaky boogers before going on air.

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016

Shuttle Booger

A loose booger caught in the nasal canal that manoeuvres up and down in sync with the inhaling and exhaling of the nose.

Blake Wilkins: Hey man! Whats up ?
Lachie D: Not much, but i got a big fuck off shuttle booger!
Blake Wilkins: Aww mate, no good!

by xLachie1401x September 13, 2016

salty booger

When you shoot a load into your girls nose

I give my girl a s a salty booger last night

by Howie 1 December 17, 2016

Baby Boober

A girl who has a fondness of acting like a cute baby prefferably with her boyfriend/ girlfriend in their alone time.

"My girlfriend is the cutest baby boober ever"
"Would you tell your girl to stop acting like such a baby boober mate"
"Aww, everybody loves the baby boober"

by Mcflurry Cake July 31, 2017