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bing bong blocked

when a new yorker is deadass tired of your shitty, racist, homophobic, ableist, elitist, landlord loving, daddys uber money, finance bro in a patagonia, main character wannabe instagram posts, so they bing bong block ya!
If you post an insta story about supporting the Cuomo brothers, you're getting bing bong blocked!
by 420pussy December 5, 2021
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Took all your Jenga Blocks and left

When someone you trust uses their close personal connection to you (and their quick wit and resourcefulness) to deprive you of the few remaining items that bring you joy and dip.
Her: She took all your Jenga Blocks and left!
You: Oh, c'mon, it was just my chromebook and all of my friends, forever! haha!
by justspitballing February 17, 2023
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C.O.D. Blocker

Noun, pronounced "Cod" blocker

Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.
Example:

T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?

K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.

T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!
by Almost Dangerous February 8, 2010
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Blocked

Referring to a state of pregnancy. To be blocked, to become blocked, to get blocked.
"She's blocked", "I'm blocked".
by PopeMichael July 21, 2009
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cum blockers

Anything blocking orgasmic fluids from approaching the desired destination, particularly in the face. Such as glasses, goggles, sunglasses, etc
Bitch take off those cum blockers, I wanna make sure I get yo whole face glazed!
by chris_7283591 May 16, 2006
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lock-blocked

when someone thwarts your plan to dye hair.
"dude! i wanted to dye hair yesterday and you wanted to go clubbing! you totally lock-blocked me!"
by raychelle August 1, 2008
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blocked

When you have smoked so much cannabis, marijuana, weed, skunk, rocky, pollen etc. That you can no longer feel the effects of smoking it.
"We will get a fat bag of skunk,get pure blocked"
by adam2k7 January 2, 2007
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