Butt blossoms

When you take a shit and it feels like it's a flower blooming against your ass cheeks

I had butt blossoms today, there wasn't enough toilet paper to Wipe it.

by PsychoLogic1989 July 25, 2018

blessall

when ur in a group an don't wanna say bless to everyone individually

i'm gone yea blessall

by Daniel G July 26, 2008

blessyute

someone who is inconceivably great, consistently excellent and superior to everyone in every way and also gets mad dick/vag by just being who they are

Jennika beats Usain Bolt in a race, Usain says "Damn Jennika, I suck compared to you. You are a blessyute."

by jennikasnumberonefan October 14, 2013

blessed dome

Sucking someone off. Blow job

"Ah shit dude! She gives blessed dome!"

by FlowersOnMyHat August 23, 2016

Blerson

Boyfriend + person = person

Dan isn’t a terrible blerson

by Goshdiddlydarn April 24, 2018

blessing the sink

Spending too much time and effort trying to get the infrared-activated sink to turn on. Up, down, left, right, repeat.

Man, the sink in the men’s room is awful. I just spent about 5 minutes blessing the sink.

by !JayAm! March 3, 2018

Bless the fuck up

When someone you don’t like sneeze. A nicer way of saying shut the Fuck up.

Person 1: sneeze
Everyone else in the room: bless the fuck up

by Stangley July 25, 2018