Bell's Jokes Law

Bell's Jokes Law states that the potential funniness of a joke is inversely proportional to its length.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.

Long joke: An Scotsman, a trout, two donkeys and a nun went blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and do you know what the nun said?
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/

Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)

Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'

by Bellser July 29, 2006

Bella

A short girl who pretends she's not pretty but's like, lying wtf??

Hey beautiful

Dont call me that

But Bella, I'm Italian! *Slams leg on table*

by Fandemon November 29, 2018

heath bell

the act of closing out a game of beer pong by making the last cup

Mike: Alright were down to one more cup.
Wil: Time to Heath Bell this game

by waxmacher August 6, 2011

ma bell

"Ma Bell" is a now outdated term that refers to the whole of Bell Telephone, which was to say the entire national telephone network.

Like Ma Bell I got the Ill Communication
--Beastie Boys

by BillyPhuz November 13, 2005

Matt Bellamy

lead singer of muse. can play the piano and the guitar and sing ridiculously high. good at throwing orgies. thinks jesus is the best magician in the world ever and that spiders come from mars. extremely short and thin. his hairdo is completely solid. he will probably have sex with you if you ask him, or even if you dont.

matt bellamy: hi, im that guy from muse. heres my email address. will you have sex with me?

by i wish i was a plant (no i dont) February 2, 2008

Bell Hop

Male Version: Upon receiving oral sex from a women, the man informs the lucky lady that he is about to bust. He then advises the women to open her mouth. Once her mouth is open, he proceeds by firmly grabbing her exposed tongue and pulling it down as hard as he can, in the meantime yelling, "Ding, ding, ding! Room Service!" All of which is done in the process of ejaculating. Note: It is crucial that every time you blurt out the word "Ding" you must initiate a subsequent downward pull on the woman's tongue. The man may instruct her to wear a butler outfit if he sees fit. Other props such as a carrying tray complete with an assortment of food dishes is also acceptable. Female Version: A women is performing oral sex on a man. Upon hearing that he is about to ejaculate, she grasps both testicles in her right hand and yanks his junk in a downward motion as hard as she can. She may yell out, "You rang?!" for effect purposes.

Example- Dude 1: "Hey man you'll never believe this. I met up with this babe last night and I Bell Hopped the Hell outta her! But the best part is, she can't talk anymore either! I'm thinking this one is a real keeper." Dude 2: "Sweet."

by ~ZaR~ February 26, 2011

Taco Bell Lady

A middle aged lady who has been inhabiting the East Meadow, Taco bell on Long Island, New York for over 8 years. She repeatedly orders the same hard taco supreme every day and sits in the seat completely adjacent to the entrance doors. She is known by many people in the greater East Meadow area including parts of Merrick, Bellmore, and Uniondale. There have been sightings of her daughter by few people that work in the East Meadow area, but these sightings have yet to be confirmed. The Taco Bell Lady has been seen in the East Meadow Waldbaums, Villa Grande Pizzeria and also the PathMark of East Meadow. She will try to have conversations with many people about her childhood in the Brooklyn area as well as her daughters recent 3rd grade class picture, of which she carries the yearbook of Woodland Elementary School of East Meadow with her in her enormous pocketbook. But we still do not know if this is her daughter, or a picture of a random child.

"hey man, did you end your drunken night at taco bell in east meadow"

" ya man i did, i got hounded by the taco bell lady again"

by iloveyou5 December 8, 2009