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Mouth Breather

A subspecies of Homo-sapiens known for their lack of any intelligence whatsoever. Their young are raised entirely on a diet of Ribena and Chicken Nuggets, whilst the adults have no interests other than Stella Artois and ITV2.
Dude, did that mouth breather just trip over his own foot?
by sugarcoatedGandhiman February 27, 2011
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Mouth Breather

Any person who is so stupid that they don't have the ability to breathe out of their nose.

A person who cannot cut over a 35 on their ASVAB.

Somebody who's lower lip is so big that it can be caught on a trip wire due to the over breathing through the only orifice they know how to breathe out of.
Mike isn't quite a Glass Licker, however we'll give him the status of Mouth Breather because he got a 25 on his ASVAB.

Josh is a Mouth Breather. His girlfriend, who's been sleeping around with half of the state, has him fooled into believing they will get married.

Josh says he gets 5,000 dollars a month hauling milk... what a mouth breather.
by Randomus August 25, 2006
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beater

player in a quiddich game. they whack the living hech outta people, as they sling huge balls at people with bats.
fred and george, the 2 beaters on the gryfindor quiddich team, were quite good.
by harrypottahfreak January 29, 2005
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wife beater

A perticularly strong/ cheap/ cheap+strong alcoholic beverage best served ice cold from a can. Usualy beer or cider.Makes you want to smile,then frown,the hit someone/anyone,then sell the childrens toys for more of it.

The "harder stuff" is reffered to as "wreck the house"
Can I offer you some fine South African wine sir,or some light+frothy larger?

Nah, give us the usual.

Very good sir,10 cans of wife beater and a pub sized bottle of wreck the house comming up sir!!
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
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dick beater

by Anon September 15, 2003
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mouth-breather

1. A term used by intolerant people or by the elite, who find some need, probably from a lack of self esteem, to marginalize someone whose opinion differs from their own. Usually they would define a mouth breather as someone who is to stupid to "get it". A a socially backward individual.

2. Someone who suffers from allergies or other condition that prevents breathing through the nose.
These days, someone who supports President Bush or the NRA, would be described by liberals as a mouth-breather.
by Mover March 21, 2004
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breather

One that breathes heavily. Breathers are common on x-box live due to the close proximity of the headset to the mouth.
That kid needs to turn off his headset because he is breathing into it really loud. fuckin' breather.
by Stash Master February 20, 2007
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