new jersey basement waterproofing

To repair a basement in N.J.

I was suprised to find out the new jersey basement waterproofing was a problem.

by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007

The Basement

noun. the place underneath your/my/someone else's house where cute boys and girls that you want to keep under your thumb but not date or have sex with go. These boys and girls can range in age anywhere from 9 to 99 as long as there is something simply adorable and/or fascinating about them.

That little nerd is totally going into The Basement.

by KLR or Jenny August 11, 2008

the basement theory

when you are trying to make some sort of contact with another person and they dont answer your phone calls or texts, and you haven't seen them in like three days. They are presumed to be in their basement masturbating.

"dude i haven't seen jordan in like three days"
"yeah man, me neither"
"should we install the basement theory?"
"install it bro."

by paul read May 10, 2009

Erens basement

A fucking basement that needs a frikking keeeey and that shit is the plot point of FUCKING THREE SEASONS OFFFFFF A AAAAAAAANNNNIIIIMMMMMEE

FUUUUUUUCK ERENS BASEMENT IT FRIGGIN CONTAINS SOME SHIT ABOUT HISTORY THAT NOWONE CARES ABOUT!!!!!

by AOOOOTTTT ISSSS WIEEEEEEERD November 19, 2018

Texan basement gremlin

A short older man or "Gremlin" hiding in your basement waiting for you to fall or get stuck so he can proceed to give you a Texas chilli bowl

Watch out when your at seth's place I think there might be a Texan basement gremlin in his house

by One single yike September 18, 2020

coming out of the basement

When a marijuana user reveals their habits to friends and family. Derived from the practice of smoking in the basement (can be seen on That 70's Show for example)

Guy: "I thought Kent was a super clean cut guy, who only drank?"
Girl: "Nah, dude. I heard that Kent's coming out of the basement. He bong rips on the daily!"
Guy: "Ohhh. So that's how he's always flying high."

by Ten Points to Ravenclaw November 29, 2018

Sleep in the basement

When a bald man stick his head up another man's ass and attempts to stay there for an extended period of time.

Dave was in town for a visit and Bart offered to let him sleep in the basement.

by The English Prick April 6, 2021