Basement Bitch

Someone that takes advantage of their parents, had no job or any goals in life.

Matt is a basement bitch! His parents just can’t get him out of the house. They’re beyond ready to be empty nesters.

by ChaoticMama July 25, 2024

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020

Rusty Basement Key

Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.

Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.

by muphinman January 4, 2022

lady basement

Slang for vagina

Stop it your flooding my lady basement.

by Brew2w June 6, 2017

National leave the basement day

On March 6, you are able to escape from the basement. And the kidnapper can not do anything.

You: It's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit yeah my fault, you free to go.

by Minecraftplay1830 February 29, 2024

basement shopping

noun. rediscovering previously owned possessions with joy that is typically reserved for retail shopping. Often used in the context of items that were in storage in your parent's (or a parental figure's) basement, but can refer to the basements of friends or relatives. Frequently used for items that were packed and stored for a move. May also include toiletries, paper goods, liquor, or other trivial items liberated from said basement.

After hearing how Jen convinced her father to let her liberate the beer from the basement refrigerator, Jen's friends were impressed by her skillful basement shopping.

Jen decided to organize her spare bedroom closet and do some hard-core basement shopping.

Jess had way too much stuff in storage in her basement, so she invited Jen to do some basement shopping.

Amanda got an ice cream maker, a smoothie maker, and a tennis racket while basement shopping!

by JenMaddog January 22, 2011

lock me in your basement

usally said to an attractive female or male like some weirdo, so prob you because your reading this.

woman on c.ai: omg gojo please lock me in your basement!
woman on ig: omg sukuna please lock me in your basement!

by i like pussay July 30, 2024