Delbert Award

An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.

The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.

He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.

by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006

Aware

When you are so high you feel like you know everything that is happening around you.

Mark: Dude lets snap some bongloads right now
Spencer: Dudeee I'm going to be so aware.

by AwareMan June 1, 2010

award

Stands for being :
Assraped With A Rotating Device.
Usually enjoyed by a fgusc or tom woods

Man Tom woods is such an unpopular fgusc i bet he lives to collect awards.

by Burrett September 26, 2004

Awarian

Person or persons from Generation X or Y who try to raise their consciousness and become more aware of their effect on the world. Basing their lifestyles from the 1960s and 70s "Hippie" movement, but growing and using intuition to become more aware of body, mind, soul connection.

Origin of word: Purple Hatters Ball 2013, Age of Awarian.

The awarian man organized a protest against Monsanto to share information about harmful GMOs.

by Awarian2013 May 13, 2013

award season

The time of year from January to March when people celebrate acclaimed films at the Golden Globes and Oscars.

More importantly, it's the time of year when celebrities make various jokes about Tom Hanks and the camera promptly cuts to a very confused Tom Hanks.

Host: This award season, (insert corny Tom Hanks joke here)

Tom Hanks: WTF...

by heyitscarly28 April 28, 2014

awaising

it's when something is so indescribably good that you'd need an English Major to help find the word

Man, last night I had the most awaising cupcake I've ever eaten.

by shazington October 30, 2018

avaira

Someone thats named avaira is loving and kind. She knows how to have fun, but knows how to chill too. She brings so much positivity to the world and cares about others more than herself. Once you meet her you can't get enough. She will be your best friend through thick and thin and is a good secret keeper. Anyone would consider themselves lucky to knoa someone named avaira.

Avaira just gave up her concert ticket so I could go with you, she cares about other so much.

by KK RANAE MONAE December 1, 2018