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apolojizzing

Mary and John were apolojizzing last night after their fight.
by youdon'tknowme..reallyyoudon't November 27, 2010
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Apolojizzing

Apologizing with as much force, intensity, and excitement as jizzing would.
A: DUDE, I'M SO SORRY!!!

B: Dude, stop apolojizzing on me.
by Spitfyre32x April 5, 2011
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Apology Umbrella

A declaration of apology stated by the individual preceding future infractions. Most commonly used in romantic relationships to excuse derogatory comments, masochistic tendencies, and general inconsiderations to avoid denial of sexual intercourse.
She was mad when I slapped her ass in front of my boys, but I used my Apology Umbrella so I'm still gonna tap that tonight.
by Macon Love April 26, 2011
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Apology Picnic

When you mess up and take your girl on a picnic as an apology.
-you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.
by pika007 May 2, 2011
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Apolotweet

A public apology using the social network site Twitter. These are most commonly used by a celebrity dumbass for doing some dumbass thing. The apolotweet is a desperate attempt for the celebrity to stay in the good graces of their fans.
Lindsey Lohan apolotweeted again for breaking the rules of her probation. This is her third apolotweet this month. What a dumbass!
by deucey29 June 24, 2011
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Apolotroll

a·pol·o·troll   
uh-pol-uh-truhl Show IPA
–verb (used without object), -trolled, -troll·ing.
1.
to offer an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury in a sarcastic, ironic manner. Usually when one feels the apology is undeserved.
2.
to make an informal and lulzy defense in speech or writing.

–noun
1.
a written or spoken expression of one's regret, remorse, or sorrow for having been insulted, failed, injured, or wronged another
2.
a defense, excuse, or justification in speech or writing, as for lulz.
3.
( initial capital letter, italics ) an insincere dialogue by Socrates before the tribunal that condemned him to death.
-v.
1.He apolotrolled for asking his roomates to be quiet during study hours.

2. She believes that apolotrolling is the best form of non-violent retaliation.

-n.
1.I insisted upon giving a formal apolotroll for acussing him of breaking and entering after evidence had been presented proving his guilt.
by 4th3lulz July 21, 2011
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Apolojizzing

Another word for 'make up sex'
I spent a good hour apolojizzing to my girlfriend last night!
by Chazwarn August 30, 2011
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