Apolotweet

A public apology using the social network site Twitter. These are most commonly used by a celebrity dumbass for doing some dumbass thing. The apolotweet is a desperate attempt for the celebrity to stay in the good graces of their fans.

Lindsey Lohan apolotweeted again for breaking the rules of her probation. This is her third apolotweet this month. What a dumbass!

by deucey29 June 24, 2011

apolotext

A means of apologizing via text message.

I apolotexted Jess for drunk dialing last night.

by Jamie Bennett October 26, 2007