It's a bull-shit, three-ring circus, side-show of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it, is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
The only way to fix it, is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
"As soon as L.A. is destroyed by a giant earthquake and is flushed into the Pacific Ocean like the terd-city it is...the better off this world will be."
by Joe August 15, 2004
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A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.
In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.
In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.
Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"
by Thorrr September 22, 2010
Get the Myspace angle ego-fatness complex mug.A "city" in Southern California that really will, seriously, sink into the Pacific Ocean one day. That isn't just a joke, most geologist say it will happen. That is probably why every other city in America is sending all of its assholes there, so that when it does sink, the USA will be free of the worst of it's citizens. For whatever reason, LA likes to think it is in the same league as cities like New York and London. It isn't even close. If the San Adreas fault doesn't crack and send Los Angeles plumiting to the bottom of the ocean within the next 20 years, I suggest that we evacuate the 20 or so good people out of it and use it as a nuclear testing site. It already resembles and has the air quality of one, might as well make it official
by Nixter September 5, 2005
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Mid-City is TRUE LA
Hancock Park > Beverly Hills
Pacific Palisades > Malibu
HOLLYWOOD IS NOT A CITY: its a rat infested hell hole with prostitutes everywhere. TOURISTS: DO NOT GO EAST OF VINE
Long Beach and Compton (CPT/LBC) are independent Municipalities NOT part of the city.
Latte sippers live around 3rd/Fairfax at Park La Brea aka "Hipster Projects"
while in LA YOU MUST VISIT DINOS CHICKEN ON PICO/BERENDO In Mid-City
Everything West of Century Park West is West LA
Everything East of Alameda doesn't matter
Dodgers Stadium is SAFE.
UCLA > University of South Central
*YES, USC IS IN SOUTH CENTRAL ITS SOUTH OF DOWNTOWN.
Tommys on Rampart/Beverly. (locals only)
north of wilshire 10 million dollar homes, exactly across the street 500,000 dollar townhomes
dont go below the "10" if you dont acually need to go there
People in Mid-City/Downtown walk mostly everywhere
Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs on Wilshire.
The Redline is for tourists and valley people
THE VALLEY IS NOT THE CITY, ITS A SUBURB.
the stereotypes you hate are arrogant transplants. i have more in common with transplant new yorkers than i do with someone from Madison Wisconsin.
WE DONT DRINK LATTES, TRANSPLANT MID-WESTERNERS DO.
WE DRINK ICED COFFEE.
Mid-City is TRUE LA
Hancock Park > Beverly Hills
Pacific Palisades > Malibu
HOLLYWOOD IS NOT A CITY: its a rat infested hell hole with prostitutes everywhere. TOURISTS: DO NOT GO EAST OF VINE
Long Beach and Compton (CPT/LBC) are independent Municipalities NOT part of the city.
Latte sippers live around 3rd/Fairfax at Park La Brea aka "Hipster Projects"
while in LA YOU MUST VISIT DINOS CHICKEN ON PICO/BERENDO In Mid-City
Everything West of Century Park West is West LA
Everything East of Alameda doesn't matter
Dodgers Stadium is SAFE.
UCLA > University of South Central
*YES, USC IS IN SOUTH CENTRAL ITS SOUTH OF DOWNTOWN.
Tommys on Rampart/Beverly. (locals only)
north of wilshire 10 million dollar homes, exactly across the street 500,000 dollar townhomes
dont go below the "10" if you dont acually need to go there
People in Mid-City/Downtown walk mostly everywhere
Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs on Wilshire.
The Redline is for tourists and valley people
THE VALLEY IS NOT THE CITY, ITS A SUBURB.
the stereotypes you hate are arrogant transplants. i have more in common with transplant new yorkers than i do with someone from Madison Wisconsin.
WE DONT DRINK LATTES, TRANSPLANT MID-WESTERNERS DO.
WE DRINK ICED COFFEE.
by premeblacks December 3, 2011
Get the Los Angeles mug.The new (and original) name for the Angels. Started with Los Angeles, then California, then Anaheim (when Disney also had a gay logo for the team), then back to Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. On TV, the three letters featured for sports scores are shown as LAA, with the dodgers as LAD. Tickets printed from the Angels box office are shown as just ANGELS, ie ANGELS vs BOSTON RED SOX.
It is part of Arte Moreno's (the Angels owner) plan of marketing to the entire Southern California market. He has marketed the team as ANGELS BASEBALL and The A Team by putting up billboards in LA and playing TV and Radio ads. In response, the dodgers have a "This is LA Baseball" marketing campaign, though they deny it has nothing to do with the Angels. The Dodgers have also now had player appearances in Orange County, clearly showing Arte's campaign is working.
Media made it seem like many fans were very upset about the name change, but an overwhelming majority do not care because the team continues to put up perennial winning numbers and tickets to weekend games are pretty much impossible to walk up and buy. The city of anaheim and their worthless mayor curt pringle waste taxpayers money by spending $4 million on a lawsuit against the name and will probably end up spending more than $10 million to cover the Angels lawsuit expenses as well. curt pringle also brings bad luck to angel games as he publicly does not support them, but then shows up to the playoff games to get his name out but is such terrible bad luck because every game he has attended in the postseason has resulted in an Angels loss.
Since Arte's ownership of the team, the Angels have been able to assemble a perennially competitive team, pretty much the Yankees of the west coast. Featured stars include Vladimir Guerrero, Bartolo Colon, Francisco Rodriguez, Darin Erstad, Garrett Anderson, and Tim Salmon. Salmon (also dubbed the Kingfish) made it back after rehabilitating from surgery and has been a great comeback story for Angel fans to see.
For the first time in club history, the team capped season ticket sales at over 31,000 in 2006. This leaves just about only 12,000 single game seats for sale for each game. The team also features a new TV deal with FSN West as a 10 year, half billion dollar deal. In comparison, the dodgers could not even get half that for a similar deal in which KCAL/9 dropped the Angels in 2005 to pick up the dodgers.
All of this shows that Arte has done a great job with the team and nothing else should matter except that the Angels are here to stay in Orange County and they put up winning numbers.
It is part of Arte Moreno's (the Angels owner) plan of marketing to the entire Southern California market. He has marketed the team as ANGELS BASEBALL and The A Team by putting up billboards in LA and playing TV and Radio ads. In response, the dodgers have a "This is LA Baseball" marketing campaign, though they deny it has nothing to do with the Angels. The Dodgers have also now had player appearances in Orange County, clearly showing Arte's campaign is working.
Media made it seem like many fans were very upset about the name change, but an overwhelming majority do not care because the team continues to put up perennial winning numbers and tickets to weekend games are pretty much impossible to walk up and buy. The city of anaheim and their worthless mayor curt pringle waste taxpayers money by spending $4 million on a lawsuit against the name and will probably end up spending more than $10 million to cover the Angels lawsuit expenses as well. curt pringle also brings bad luck to angel games as he publicly does not support them, but then shows up to the playoff games to get his name out but is such terrible bad luck because every game he has attended in the postseason has resulted in an Angels loss.
Since Arte's ownership of the team, the Angels have been able to assemble a perennially competitive team, pretty much the Yankees of the west coast. Featured stars include Vladimir Guerrero, Bartolo Colon, Francisco Rodriguez, Darin Erstad, Garrett Anderson, and Tim Salmon. Salmon (also dubbed the Kingfish) made it back after rehabilitating from surgery and has been a great comeback story for Angel fans to see.
For the first time in club history, the team capped season ticket sales at over 31,000 in 2006. This leaves just about only 12,000 single game seats for sale for each game. The team also features a new TV deal with FSN West as a 10 year, half billion dollar deal. In comparison, the dodgers could not even get half that for a similar deal in which KCAL/9 dropped the Angels in 2005 to pick up the dodgers.
All of this shows that Arte has done a great job with the team and nothing else should matter except that the Angels are here to stay in Orange County and they put up winning numbers.
I don't care that our team name is the Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim cuz at the end of the day, we're still kicking dodger blue ass.
by tuey is the man April 30, 2006
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by jackhammer111 December 2, 2010
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