albonics

a version of ebonics, except this is what you call the language of white people trying to speak ebonics. Also see wanabebonics.

Quit talking in albonics and start speaking in english!!

by NDT Wayne April 21, 2005

Alcofart

The first fart released the morning after a night out of drinking. Usually the stinkiest damn fart you will ever smell!

Ben: What's that smell?
Amy: Sorry I just did an alcofart

by CallieIsAVictim September 28, 2008

Grandpa Alcohol

An affectionate term to refer to alcohol and its ability to earn you friends and make women like you.

"Hey man, I really like that chick, but I don't know how to take it to the next level."
"Sounds like you need to talk to Grandpa Alcohol."

by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011

alcohizzle

a word for alcohol

want some alcohizzle

fo sho man

by Lil' Hawkie November 16, 2003

Alcocohol

The sustitute of alcohol in your CoCo Puffs or other breakfast cereal instead of milk.

Found usually in college dorms and trailer parks.

Dan: Man, we're out of milk. I'm not gonna eat these Lucky Charms dry.
Nick: Then use some Smirnoff and have alcocohol.
Dan: Thanks man. Want a ride to class?
Nick: Nah, my girl's pickin' me up in her trailer.

by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 27, 2008

Alcohol

It is shit and can turn even the nicest man in to a idiotic simpleton and promotes violence and arrogance and makes to forget about problems that need solving otherwise you could get kicked out of your house.

Alcohol can cause a person to rape or beat another person or start doing bad stuff or being stupid.

by some one with sense February 18, 2014

alcoa sombrero

AKA "tinfoil hat," connotes that someone is a conspiracy theorist.

I don't mean to put on the Alcoa Sombrero, but these falling gas prices may be an election year stunt.

by DocJ October 7, 2006