Kiddie Pool

When a male ejaculates into a belly button.

As Sam came all over Sally's tummy, he gave her a kiddie pool.

by Mohnathan August 22, 2018

pool attendant

A piece of shit that doesn't know how to do their job.

manager: can u clean the waterslide?
pool attendant: ...
*doesn't clean waterslide*

by lovedrunk97 March 10, 2017

après-pool

That lewk that you make when you're done swimming, but not done chillin by the pool/beach. Think pink and orange cocktails, impractical earrings, and lots of slightly see through clothing.

I'm not planning on swimming to long, so my après-pool lewk has to be on point.

by 🍒 September 12, 2017

freak pool

A term to define a high concentration of individuals in one location at one time.

You should have seen the high level of computer programmers in the freak pool of first year university.

by flindersstation June 11, 2014

Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.

"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"

by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020

Pool Walker

An individual typically lacking teeth, is normally a redneck with loose clothes, or extremely tight clothes, who has owned a pool for over 8 years and has no idea what they are doing with it. They will insist that you are the reason their pool is green, even though they can't follow simple directions. Normally looking for an O-Ring or a gasket. You might smell them before you see them. They will also mess up your Golden Tee game before trying to return an open bottle of algaecide.

That pool walker just asked if we sell sand pumps.

by carson neal June 28, 2023

heal pools

Badboyhalo favorite upgrade in bedwars. Heal pool, also known as simp pool.

Heal pools are the best!

by guccidogbeds April 1, 2021