The Shit/Shower ratio 

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

The Shit/Shower ratio by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

ratchetize 

To make something ratchet, ghetto, bad, ugly, or worse.

Wow, thanks for totally ruining and ratchetizing my party. It's so ghetto and annoying.

I look too good right now, I need to ratchetize myself.

ratchetize by LingDanc803 October 30, 2018

ratsquatch 

a ratchet ass hoe who's as big as a sasquatch and as ugly as a rat.

Ratsquatch was talking shit about us again.

ratsquatch by hoe fighter January 9, 2016

Rather Having 

The act of taking one option over the other without real regard for what the mainstream would consider sound logic, making this act bold and brave. Rather Having is not to be confused with preferring something, which any loser can do.

Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.

Rather Having by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 28, 2018

Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake 

This is when you are jerking off all over a girl's face and wearing a watch or bracelet on your jerking wrist that makes a rattling noise.

Last night, I straddled her and jerked off all over her... We were pretty quiet, except for the sound of the Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake.

Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake by Bog-man July 12, 2016

If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats. 

If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.

Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.

If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats. by HotMommasDaddyStepCousin August 28, 2021

vibe rater 

A machine used to rate someone else’s vibes

Man I just found a vibe rater in my mother’s bedroom drawer

vibe rater by Generalbutboi69 November 7, 2019