Hangover Poop 

the closing to a lingering hangover. As your body is tired of throwing up the alcohol, it decides to poop it out instead.

Today i dropped my hangover poop and i felt normal after last nights party.

Hangover Poop by Jolly Lollipop August 17, 2011

ghost-poop 

When after pooping, you go to wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper.

"Dude that was such a quick poop!"
"It was a ghost-poop thats why."
"Ohhhhh I love those"

ghost-poop by buttmonkey930 August 21, 2013

Urinal Poop Swoop

Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...

Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"

Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"

Urinal Poop Swoop by GrandPoop September 17, 2010

what the poop 

an expression substituting a curse for poop
WHAT THE POOP

WHAT THE POOP! poop what the ? hi

what the poop by BARBRA STREISAND June 10, 2008

ghost poop 

Has a few meanings, but i’ll say the most popular one first

1. When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper has little to no shit on it

2. when you shit the biggest one ever and it disappears

P1: Dude, that was a quick shit.. how come?
P2: Ghost poop, dude.
P1: nice.

P: my shit is gone?? i didn’t flush tho!

ghost poop by DangitBob June 1, 2018

penis poop 

The other person who made a definition for this word has something wrong with his dick.

No shit comes out my penis except piss and cum.

penis poop by black tape November 30, 2003

holy poop 

the form of holy shit that you say around yo daddy or yo momma or someone of that species...

Teacher with a rod up her ass: your homework worth 85% of your grade is due now!

You: Holy shi--Holy poop!

holy poop by animedude April 26, 2004