Statement used when shocked, taken back or confused. Very catchy. Also, nicer than swearing and kid friendly. But not to be used in buisness or proper situations.
"Hey Molly, we don't want you to come to the mall with us."
"What the poop?"

"Sally, your boyfriend is cheating on you."
"What the poop?"
by bubble:] April 30, 2009
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What steve says as a nicer way of saying what the hell.
Steve walks into his english class and notices that his essay was due that day.
Steve: What the poop!!! That's due today!!!
He turns and runs out of the class, then runs out of the school and all the way home!
by A. Majestic March 03, 2006
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