Double suck maneuver

A.) When someone sucks so bad they suck twice

Matt sucks at sucking at life so bad that it is the double suck maneuver

by KrisdoubleEdee December 5, 2013

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck

Using your fist, you prolapse your sexual partners anus, then give said prolapsed anus a blowy.

Fuck you bro, I gave your sister a good old fashioned South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck last night.

by Bbslimm January 4, 2021

Lain sucks

Many type-faces make is look like Ls. That is where Lain comes from. Lain is the true name of your friend Iain, because, let's be realistic here. That's what it looks like.

This particular instance is when he is annoying or just succs in general.

Man don't you hate it when Lain sucks?!

by Furrure September 29, 2020

butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

suck of death

When someone sucks so hard on a mans penis, it turns purple.

Thus making it the suck of death.

Yeah man that’s called the suck of death, sucked that dick so hard it indeed turned purple.

by KayStarKay February 19, 2022

Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle

colloquially known as the S U C C
this is the form of sex called a blowjob in which the penis is placed in the mouth of a woman instead of their vaginal regions, this can be used as a method of 2, maybe 3 dicks in a girl at once. (MmM, kinky)

If this event is to be undertaken, please call
44+ 23453453924

Sentence examples can't be blank soo... -_-
"Yoo Dave, Angela gave me the Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle in return for some watermelon sugar"
"Yoo, Thats sick"

by TheSlangMaker420 May 14, 2021