Definitions by Glorth2

Gemscan 

Based on a Philadelphia area jewelry marketing scheme, in parlance it refers to the act of seeing if a woman has a ring on her finger.

Bruh, that shortie is hot.

Did you even do a gemscan?
Shit!

Gemscan by Glorth2 December 5, 2023

Spite Cooling

When you’re space is cool but you keep the air conditioner(s) running because you hate the fucking heat and humidity.

“Dad, it’s pretty cool in here, should I turn the AC down?”
“Fuck that. I’m spite cooling this bitch”.

Spite Cooling by Glorth2 July 12, 2023

suck switch 

Any random piece of hardware, software or even something hidden in firmware or the UI that is easily flipped, and no logical person would expect to force a system to stop working. And yet, it does. Making the system un-suck is usually much harder to find than the aforementioned switch.

"Why does my wifi no longer work? I can still reach it on my phone".
"Oh, there's a little switch on the side of your laptop that shuts it off. A lot of people hit it accidentally".
"Well, that's a suck switch!"

suck switch by Glorth2 July 23, 2022