Mustard Mitt 

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.

I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!

Mustard Mitt by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022

Sam Mitchell 

Someone who decides to not leave the house on days on which the most is going on

Why isn't bro at this party? Oh, He's being a Sam Mitchell.

Sam Mitchell by LingLang19 November 29, 2022

HJ Mitch 

L game, go-karting merchant, into his 4th cousin and still got no rizz

HJ Mitch simped and bought nuggets for women and they ate them and ran away L rizz

HJ Mitch by HJMitchNorizz November 30, 2022

Uncle Mitch 

Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.

I’m seeing Uncle Mitch tonight.

Uncle Mitch by Jmurr227 December 7, 2022

Walter Mitty

Fruity clothes for homosexuals.

Not tryna buy "Walter Mitty" I'm straight.

Walter Mitty by takedownhomos December 7, 2022

butt mittens 

little lint pieces that get stuck in your butt crack and get twisted in your booty hairs. You usually come upon them when tongue punching the fart box.

I was damn near bout to eat that ass but she got butt mittens so I dipped.

butt mittens by JesseEatsThisAss January 10, 2023

Squished Mitten 

When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.

Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!

Squished Mitten by Notthatguypal January 21, 2023