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HJ Mitch

L game, go-karting merchant, into his 4th cousin and still got no rizz
HJ Mitch simped and bought nuggets for women and they ate them and ran away L rizz
by HJMitchNorizz November 30, 2022
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Uncle Mitch

Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.
I’m seeing Uncle Mitch tonight.
by Jmurr227 December 7, 2022
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Walter Mitty

Not tryna buy "Walter Mitty" I'm straight.
by takedownhomos December 7, 2022
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butt mittens

little lint pieces that get stuck in your butt crack and get twisted in your booty hairs. You usually come upon them when tongue punching the fart box.
I was damn near bout to eat that ass but she got butt mittens so I dipped.
by JesseEatsThisAss January 10, 2023
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Squished Mitten

When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.
Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!
by Notthatguypal January 21, 2023
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poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound
“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”
by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023
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sterling mitchell

Sterling Mitchell is a smooth criminal. A neighborhood conversation starter..He has an aura that is show stopping. Literally, the focal point of a room. Sometimes he's hated on , but only by the ones who hate life because they're not him. People dream of growing up to be even 1/3 as smooth as him. He's an attractive guy . Gorgeous just doesn't give him justice. He could talk his way out of anything or into anything for that matter. There's only one of these guys in the world. I'm pretty sure that he belongs to Megan. He has the swagg NOONE else could pull off. If u ever come across a sterling Mitchell , be thankful and count it as a true blessing from GOD himself.
Sterling Mitchell, he's out there! It's not a myth!
by FAMOUSReaganJade February 23, 2023
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