Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.

"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"

by Monkey baws January 12, 2017

Fucking donkey

A random thing Gordon Ramsey says using donkey as an insult and adding fuck to it

You fucking donkey

by Green circut January 24, 2020

Fat Fuck

A dangerous combination of massive obesity and stupidity whose also an overweight good for nothing person who refuses to work and relies on other people to take care of them.

Nic is a fat fuck

by MrShagYourMom February 12, 2020

meme fucking

The sexual act of fucking someone while you are browsing for memes or are making them yourself during the act.

Example:

"Hey can you call me? I lost my phone and cant find it"

- Yeah sure bro I got you.. you hear it?

"Ahh fuck must have left my phone on my girlfriend's back while we were meme fucking"

- Ah sucks dude, had that last week!

by Appz- February 25, 2020

Shitty Fuck

Shitty fuck is a phrase you say when something bad and sudden happens.

Mom: The dentist told me that you have 10 cavities and they all have to be drilled without any pain killers.

Me: Oh Shitty fuck!

by CEO of pain killers February 29, 2020

Smuck Fuck

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!

Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!

Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!

by Stu Caruthers March 13, 2020

Crock of Fuck

A situation or a response that is obviously an outrageous abomination of normality.

You almost killed us! That was a real Crock of Fuck!

by ascernman March 24, 2020