King Douche

A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.

"Hey dude, that guy isn't a normal douche, he is the king douche!"

by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015

Douche flute

Douch flute - funneling vinegar & water into the ladies puss then plunging her rapidly to satisfaction

She was starting to smell fishy so I gave her the douche flute

by StinkyJay January 16, 2025

Douche Canoe

A petty fuck boy who ain’t shit & works a fast food job that he will be at until he dies.

Man, ol boy Gary is such a douche canoe!

by QueenPetty420 December 21, 2017

Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.

The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.

by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018

douche destroyer

when you exceed the limits of a douche canoe, you must move up a level to a douche destroyer.

Jesus Todd, you're being a real douche destroyer

by queen of the douches January 2, 2017

douche

someone who gets a slap in the face from a hand that touched a wet ass

ahh man you just got douched

by tagnew April 15, 2010

Douche-aster

Disaster cause by one or more douches. Also congregation of douchebags causing a raucous.

The large group of guido's are ready to create a douche-aster. I was involved in an accident with a douchebag today, it was a douche-aster!

by FelixDaCuban January 10, 2015