A genuinely decent person who plays the douche card to conceal their own inadaquacies or feelings. Usually tries to please everyone by making jokes that fall just short of the verge of edgy.
Broseph, I thought that dude Chad was a total dick, but he's just a pseudo-douche. He can come to the party tomorrow if he can handle his liquor.
by Just-Ice, man. July 07, 2009
A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.
Any worker their is a typical willies douche.
by Qwertymanguy December 01, 2022
A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.
Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013
(n) A delivery app driver that double-parks by the entrance to one's favorite restaurant, therefore blocking the entrance for in-person customers - such as GrubHub or DoorDash
Q: So whose car is that in the fire zone out front?
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!
by PaulSNJ January 31, 2023
A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.
by Truk you August 25, 2011
JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.
by Pcmodmom July 23, 2017
by cuzimbadasslikethat December 18, 2011