douchebag casting call 

When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.

Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."

douchebag casting call by Raixor November 24, 2013

Vagina Douch 

A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.

Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?

Vagina Douch by Chas501 August 21, 2008

shrodingers deuche 

A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get

Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."

shrodingers deuche by Aqualite March 6, 2017

shrödinger's douchebag 

shrödinger's douchebag is someone who will say something controversial, or rude and wait to see their reaction.

The shrödinger's douchebag will then stay with their Statment, or say "it's just a joke" After getting a bad response.

shrödinger's douchebag: Stacy is a fucking whore, I can't believe her.

Guy #1: Dude, what the hell?

shrödinger's douchebag: It's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!!

shrödinger's douchebag by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 17, 2020

Douchebag in Chief 

An immature and politically incorrect nickname for our emotionally immature and generally incorrect 45th POTUS.

My ten-year-old christened him with the name, “Douchebag in Chief” - and it stuck!

Douchebag in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2020

Schrodinger's douchebag 

Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted.

He is such a Schrodinger's douchebag

Schrodinger's douchebag by mememania November 28, 2020

Douchbag Santa 

One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.

Man, Will showed up unexpectedly at my house on Christmas with present,what a Douchbag Santa!

Douchbag Santa by First DB December 22, 2013