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Going through the trash 

Looking at emails that you've already discarded into the trash can.
I thought I never recieved that email but after going through the trash I found I had actually deleted it by accident.

talking to the toilet

barfing; a euphamism for throwing your guts up
Thanks for giving me swine flu, douchebag. I was talking to the toilet all freaking day.

call at the turn

In golf, to order food after the first nine holes.
I'm going to be starving by the 18th hole; let's call at the turn so our food is ready when we get there.
call at the turn by j3rr33 May 6, 2006

Clash of the Titans syndrome

Some thing , especially a movie or TV show, that doesn't live up to one's memory i.e "The Clash Of The Titans"
I used to love Welcome Back Kotter when I was little but I had a case of Clash of the Titans Syndrome when I saw one recently ...it really sucked.

Johnny on the Twat 

When a woman uses the urinal in a portable toilet rather than sitting on the fecal-filled black hole of death.

This brave act takes great dexterity - is not recommended for women over 300 pounds and should be attempted for urinating only as feces may cause clogging of said urinal
Anybody know where the bathroom is?

Yeah, see that blue thing over there...it's a Johnny on the Twat
Johnny on the Twat by Exsalad January 4, 2010

space in the trunk for the junk

Refers to the space in pants/jeans for the male genitalia. Think boxers vs. briefs, or tight pants vs. loose jeans.
I like to have plenty of space in the trunk for the junk. It's more comfortable.

My pants are too tight, there's no space in the trunk for the junk!