wonky eye

an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision

I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.

wonky eye by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

EYO 

E = Eat(ing)
Y = You
O = Out

To eat a girl out.

"Hey girl, I'm gonna EYO tonight"
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"Shush girl, I'm EYO I can't talk"

EYO by HuNhUn February 14, 2009

eye boogers 

Little balls of mucus found in the inner corners of ones eyes, usually noticed when one first wakes up.

Lil Kurt likes to eat his eye boogers.

eye boogers by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

Fish-eye 

Fisheye (noun)

A slang term describing the situation when having intercourse with a woman from behind you start to put it in her ass, at which time she quickly snaps her head to the side and looks back at you with one eye (like a fish).

Oh man, I got the fish-eye big time last night! It was hillarious!

Fish-eye by francois m December 3, 2006

bed room eyes

when a girl has the king of eyes you wouldnt mind waking up next to, usually with brown eyes

guy 1 - wow her eyes are so beautiful
guy2 - what color?
guy 1 - they are bed room eyes

bed room eyes by jerseykid34534 March 24, 2005

3-eyed turtle 

thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, dick in mouth

example my ass...

3-eyed turtle by brian December 22, 2003

one eyed trouser trout 

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

one eyed trouser trout by Mike September 14, 2003