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Parking spot vulture 

Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.
Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.
Parking spot vulture by boggler April 16, 2016
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Parker Poles 

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."
Parker Poles by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Parking in the Truck 

Having pleasurable intercourse with a particularly large woman.
Man I just got Meghan Trainor's number. Looks like I'll be parking in the truck tonight.
Parking in the Truck by Glastic January 15, 2017

Parkified 

When you make money from your unused car park.
" I didn't use my carpark while I was away, so I parkified it and made $50 a week!"
Parkified by Lancar June 11, 2017

parker hudson 

One hell of a smart ass bitch that exposed me on Youtube
Hey imma be a parker hudson and roast him back for what I did by spending my whole weekend writing a disstrack
parker hudson by PakerHudson December 4, 2017
Generally the boy you met in the park, mysterious, alluring and definitely a hottie. The biggest heart and can catch your gaze from afar. Though you don’t thoroughly know eachother, when you lock eyes you want to become the things he’s always dreamt about. If this isn’t you and he’s probably that kid who annoys you whenever you go to the park and if that is you, touché
“I can’t get over Parkboy, he’s just so dreamy” Person A
“Get over it already!” Person B
“But I can’t... who is he?” Person A
parkboy by Making people happy March 2, 2018