penis in the vagina

Something obvious or something that everyone knows about.

It's called penis in the vagina because everyone knows about sex.

Guy to his friend: 8 times 9 is 72? Really?

Guy's friend: Wow. Penis in the vagina, dumbass.

by XoXo_ December 11, 2010

penis teeth

When you've been sucking wangs so much your teeth are covered in wang residue.

Gross, go brush your penis teeth!

by Jerry Burris January 28, 2009

kamari penis

a very small dark penis

Girl: "Have you seen Kamari's penis?"

Kamari penis

Girl 2: "Yes, it's so dark and small"

by therealesthomieintheworld December 1, 2014

chinese penis

A term used to describe the severe shrinkage of one's penis after a swim in sub-Arctic temperature water.

'Man that water was cold, (looks down pants at shriveled cock), I've got a case of chinese penis'

by sum ting wong December 17, 2013

E-PENIS

a man's online ego, often growing in size with his forums post count, forum rep, and acquiring of a 10 dollar host booter.

player a - "dont fuck with me troll, dont you know who i am? ill drop your net for a week kid"

player b - "holy shit bro, just hit 4k post count? e-penis must have grown another inch"

player b has disconnected.

(msn) kodey tinney is now offline.

by FFCORBY December 15, 2010

seasoned penis

a penis which has been finely garnished with many exotic herbs and spices

"bulu zulu is carefully putting the last touches to his seasoned penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

penis pit

Think of an armpit, but with a penis instead, not the taint, but in between the penis and the sack

I had an itch on my penis pit, so I lifted my penis and scratched the itch at the pit.

by cookie - Indy September 12, 2008