John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.

Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."

John-ing by SpicyChickenSandwich September 24, 2022

John cena 

A invisible man willing to hurt you at any cost

Look it's famous wrestler john cena

John cena by Bob the build 1768 September 26, 2022

John Corness Corntoes IV 

A historical figure on Cornearth and the Cornverse in which he was banished to Potato Potat Tater V for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton and refusing to consume the corn in which Cornell Cornelius Cornbob has provided for him.

Yo, did you hear the infamous story of John Corness Corntoes IV?

John Corness Corntoes IV by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

John Cronined 

When you tell someone whatever they want to hear to get them to settle down or go back to work.

This guy asked me when the job would be done so I " john cronined" him and told him it would be don't today!!!!

John Cronined by Blazenink September 29, 2022

John Rana 

A sexy beast who plays karuta

Person 1: "John Rana"

Person 2: "Fr."

John Rana by ShinnieIkari September 30, 2022

John the Baptist 

John the Baptist also, Elijah (see, Matthew 17:12-13) known as the guy who baptized Jesus, and he is a preacher and prophet of Christianity (an Abrahamic belief of the founder that is Jesus through the prophets of Adam through Jesus and teaching's of the death through the following, the resurrection) and he baptized Jesus at Bethany beyond the Jordan River. He lived at Machaerus, Ænon, Jerusalem He is also, in Islam as Yaḥyā ibn Zakarīyā and a cool dude.

Where in the Jordan River Jesus got baptized by John the Baptist\Elijah?

John the Baptist by Randomnmn October 2, 2022

John B 

A big beautiful person that has lots of friends and all species are attracted to him

Jessica: OMG my boyfriend is such a john b
tami: OMG girl your so lucky!

John B by BananaBoi11 October 10, 2022