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elton john'ing it 

the act of covering up homo-sexuality or gayness by marrying a woman and having children.
A: "who wears skinny jeans and a pink shirt? man that guy is deffinatly gay "

B:"Nahh, i no him. hes got a girlfriend, and shes having a baby in a few months"
A: "Yeahh, well he's probley just elton john'ing it"

John Green-ing

Attempting to enter Canada with only 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, 1 loaf of bread, some peanut butter, and 14 dollars, only to be told that you have insufficient funds to enter Canada.
John Green went John Green-ing once, ended up on a list of undesirables and was told "John Green, you're gonna die on that list."

John P'ing 

To drive trucks, and or fuck fat bitcges
I was with my friend and he was totally John P'ing
John P'ing by Tdubxxx December 4, 2019

John Mayer'ing

Feigning the appearance of being sell-out. Bringin a watered down version of artistry into the mainstream. Also applies in any situation where one is temporarily sacrificing their core tastes/values/talents (Room for squares) in pursuit of greater art/good/reward (JMT Try!, JM w/ BB king, JM w/ ?love). Be warned, one who is John Mayer'ing risks taking a hit to their reputation that may never be overcome.

Antonyms: Avril Lavigne, Dr. Phil, Carson Daly.
-See John Mayer
-Also see, Justin Timberlake
-Dude its cool, I'm just John Mayer'ing when I watch Desperate Houswives every Sunday night with my girlfriend. I always get sweet sweet lovin after its over.

John Mayer'ing by dloew February 1, 2009

John F'ing Beck 

A f'ing super CUCK
John F'ing Beck is the biggest super CUCK I've ever met in my life. John Beck is a CUCK
John F'ing Beck by Ernnnn March 4, 2020

John-Ingar 

It’s slang for «big penis» in some Norwegian cultures.
“Yoo bro this girl told me I’ve got a mad John-Ingar” (directly translated from Norwegian)
John-Ingar by jir39 November 9, 2020