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John B is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet; he's laid back, a little dorky, and funny but most importantly he's also super hot. He's every girls dream, except for those of us who would rather have some JJ.
John B! Be safe.
by noelleeemarin April 30, 2020
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Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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have you seen john b lately?

no, haven’t you heard? he died in the ocean during a storm
by βœŒπŸΌπŸ˜— April 26, 2020
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John B is the biggest asshole ever. First, he steals another dudes girl. Then he breaks into someones property to find Gold. Lastly, he drives a boat into the storm, through your tubes and out your Boobs!
Sarah: Oh my god John B, your peen is tiny

John B: It fits perfectly in Ward's asshole!
by Fuck eh May 11, 2020
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