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your mom goes to college 

Your mom goes to college is the best retort, known to the history of MAN. O:

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Kip was all "YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE" to Deb, who was trying to raise money for college. So the masses overused the greatest line. ]]]:<
Person 1: You're fat.
Person 2: Your mom's fat.
P1: YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
P1 and P2: OOOH! I/YOU GOT SERVED.
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Your Mom 

A term used by bored 12 year olds who have nothing to say, but want to sound cool anyway.Means nothing at all.
Jack:How'd ya do on the math test jim?
Jim:How'd your mom do?
Your Mom by Antisocial June 10, 2006

your mom 

1. The universal response to any statement whatsoever.
2. "Your mom ____ last night!", a response to any statement, with part of that statement in the blank.
1. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom!

2. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom bought some pants last night!
your mom by Lady Pain March 3, 2005

Your mom 

Comment: "Hey John, your ex girlfriend Sally is telling everyone at school that you couldn't 'get it up' last night!"

Response: "Dude whatever, your mom."
Your mom by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005

your mom 

Someone who suffers explicid abuse. Abuser is usually claimed to be black.
White person 1: You're an idiot.

Black person 1: Well I screwed your mom last night!

Black person 2: Your mom said that while she was in bed with me!

Black person 3: Your mom's an idiot in bed!

Black person 4: I SCREWED YOUR MOM

Random Mexican: JAJAJAJA I R CHTSPCK N00B JAJAJA!

Black person 5: I remember screwing your mom with my 15 foot pole!

White person 2: (for the sake of not being racist) I WAS IN BED WITH YOUR MOM N00B!
your mom by JIMBOOOOO February 5, 2008

Aarika's Mom 

A woman who didt know how to spell the name the right way, and thought that giving her a name spelled like that would make her sound smart.
it's a girl, what do you want to name her, i dont know something no one can read right the first time , i know Aarika. That way when they call for aarika's mom i dont have to stand up and say she's mine.
Aarika's Mom by boby long December 9, 2007