by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
Get the I humped your mom mug.Jimmy:Haha bitch boy I won
Toxic bitch: I fucked your mom
Jimmy: fuck you
Toxic bitch: what I did to your mom last night
Jimmy: uni reverse card bitch
(Jimmy has left the party)
Toxic bitch: GÖD DÄMÎT
Toxic bitch: I fucked your mom
Jimmy: fuck you
Toxic bitch: what I did to your mom last night
Jimmy: uni reverse card bitch
(Jimmy has left the party)
Toxic bitch: GÖD DÄMÎT
by Zia (no homo is gay) January 18, 2021
Get the I fucked your mom mug.by Raspberryuwheiehrh May 21, 2021
Get the annoy your mom day mug.A single mother coupon code is when a single mother uses her status as an unwed/uncoupled parent to try and achieve reduced prices for items and/or services. Typically seen on online marketplaces such as Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace, the method is used in an attempt to subvert ones sympathies for financial gain. However, it usually just ends up coming off as pathetic and cringeworthy.
Look at this chick bothering me on Facebook, trying to push a Single Mom Coupon Code off on me.
*500 Dollar PS5 for sale on Marketplace for sale for $420*
Single Mom: "Would you take $150 for it"
Upstanding Citizen: "No, its open box and never been used"
Single Mom: "It's my son's birthday tomorrow"
Single Mom: "How about $160??"
Single Mom: "You ruined Christmas"
Single Mom: "I hope you're proud of yourself"
*500 Dollar PS5 for sale on Marketplace for sale for $420*
Single Mom: "Would you take $150 for it"
Upstanding Citizen: "No, its open box and never been used"
Single Mom: "It's my son's birthday tomorrow"
Single Mom: "How about $160??"
Single Mom: "You ruined Christmas"
Single Mom: "I hope you're proud of yourself"
by HabibiRex July 9, 2023
Get the Single Mom Coupon Code mug.Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s mom aka Ahmed Khan Sherwani’ mother is a very famous person. Especially in Lahore, She is know as the whore of the town.. The most famous prostitute. People also say she is the most beautiful women they had ever seen. She gets pain 200,000 rs per night and is mostly found in DHA phase 5 roaming.
by AbdullahAliHakeemSheikhGujjar February 27, 2022
Get the Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Mom mug.A comeback to say if bitches complain about you. Put childish people in their place and let them know you're not having it if they can't accept what you're wearing, what you like, etc.
Person 1: You don't eat pie on Thanksgiving? You're lame as fuck!
Person 2: Suck your mom's tits if you can't accept that.
Person 2: Suck your mom's tits if you can't accept that.
by Ausllyology January 18, 2019
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