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Five Canadian guys who can't seem to sing about anything except their daddies ignoring them.
Did you hear the new Simple Plan song? It's about their daddies ignoring them! Who would've guessed?!
by Lady Pain March 1, 2005
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One of those words you can use in any situation. In any conversation AT ALL, you can just pop in and say "damn," and people will know exactly what you're talking about.

1. An expression of dismay.
2. An expression of awe.
3. "Giving a damn", the act of caring about something.
4. The act of condemning someone, most often to hell or an equivalent place.
5. "Damn you", a verbal middle finger equivalent to "go to hell".
6. An expression of surprise.
7. "Damn well", a sort of sentence enhancer, most often used with the word "better".
8. An adjective you can stick before phrases like "near" and "close to" to raise the sentence's severity.
9. An exclamation interchangeable with "Wow".
10. An adjective you can stick in front of absolutely any noun to add a feeling of stigma to your sentence.
1. You lost your keys? Damn.
3. I don't give a damn what you think!
4. You will be damned for doing that.
5. You're so rude! Damn you!
6. Person 1: *sneaking up behind Person 2* BOO!
Person 2: DAMN!!
7. You better damn well lock that door!
8. I was damn close to hitting that car!
9. Damn, that certainly is a colorful shirt.
10. That damn teacher gave us another pop quiz.
by Lady Pain March 4, 2005
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The only two good things about American Idol are Simon Cowell (hot) and Constantine Maroulis (hotter).
by Lady Pain March 8, 2005
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The spelling is "Lavigne", but whatever. This girl's music is the kind that makes me long for the days of Joe Strummer and Johnny Rotten.
ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL: I love Avril, so I must be punk.

SENSIBLE PERSON: No, child, you are not punk for liking Avril.
by Lady Pain February 23, 2005
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A former SNL writer, now a liberal author famous for his heartfelt honesty, sparkling wit, disturbingly handsome face (in my opinion), and charming--if sometimes a bit overbearing--conduct during battles with Bill O'Reilly and the rest of the uber-conservative crew.
"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from."

"If you listen to a lot of conservatives, they'll tell you that the difference between
them and us is that conservatives love America and liberals hate America.... They don't
get it. We love America just as much as they do. But in a different Way. You see, they
love America the way a 4-year-old loves her Mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups.

To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is
bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad,
and helping your loved one grow. Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world."
by Lady Pain March 8, 2005
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1. Internet shorthand for "kick"
2. A typo of "lol", the ultimate expression of stupidity
1. omgomgomg i k4n t0t4lly kik y0ur a55
2. Person A: One plus one is two.
Person B: kik! kik kik kik!
Person A: ...lol?
Person B: Yeah.
by Lady Pain March 5, 2005
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That guy on American Idol who looks and acts like an axe murderer and tries to dance.
Oh my God, it's Scott Savol again, trying to dance and looking like an axe murderer.
by Lady Pain March 8, 2005
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