She fucked my raw dick last night.
Hope she's on birth control bro.
Yeah...she is... it's just the herpes I'm worried about...
Hope she's on birth control bro.
Yeah...she is... it's just the herpes I'm worried about...
by Camille Johnson June 15, 2012

"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"
by D. Gould October 18, 2008

(Noun) An individual who drinks, plays with guns, and regularly takes women other than his wife to the woods. Frequently gets arrested for DUI and has been known to shoot people. Has had his heart jump-started more times than a defective battery in an old Yugo. An all around American role model for conservative ass-maggots. Rumored to be Rush Limbaugh's secret gay lover. Currently using President George W. Bush as an ass puppet.
by Blenderhead April 9, 2006

by lazymuhaha July 29, 2003

by nottadoper December 2, 2004

How to dick nob someone.
Step 1: Wait until nighttime. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. use a step ladder if necessary
Step 3: Knock.
Step 4: Wait.
Step 1: Wait until nighttime. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. use a step ladder if necessary
Step 3: Knock.
Step 4: Wait.
-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick
-I even had an erection at the time
-Hah! He touched your dick
-I even had an erection at the time
by Toxic_S August 22, 2010

When a man has sex with another mans through his penis. Usually one member has a smaller penis and is the giver, where as the reciever has a larger penis to accomadate for the otherwise uncomfortable insertion.
"so dave, our relationship is very strong now and i wanna try something new..."
"No we are not having dick sex Tom"
or
"I fancy dick sex...get the tape measure John, lets see who's taking one for the team"
"No we are not having dick sex Tom"
or
"I fancy dick sex...get the tape measure John, lets see who's taking one for the team"
by lucusholmus December 1, 2006
