Zane

*clears throat*

Zane
Black hair, normally covering one eye
Blue eyes, blind in one
Short boi
Two brothers
Few friends
Love My Little Horsies
Emo
Always wears a mask to cover his freckles
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Travis: Hey, is that Zane?
Aphmau: Yeah, it's weird seeing him without his mask.
Travis: *nosebleeds* Oh, uh, yeah...*whispers* Zane~Senpai

by BoredNeedHelp August 16, 2020

dirty zane

When you are having homosexual intercourse and you pull out your penis and there’s crumble of poop and hair, you notice a red rash will start to appear and cause a painful burn. This is what a dirty zane is.

Dude what’s wrong with your penis. “ I was having hardcore gay sex and it got messy, I caught a dirty zane

by McLovin It69 April 1, 2020

Zane

Bad person no good verry bad I would cancel him because he’s so bad like throw him in jail already he deserves to die

Girl 1:Eww look it’s Zane
Boy 1: serously Zane ewe

by The real Jake Gyllenhaal November 22, 2021

Zaneria

An imaginary or real state or government that is perfect. Social, Moral and Legal Codes are for created and implemented for the highest and best interest of each individual.

I had a dream last night about a Zaneria, and we were creating legislation to look after the elderly and the sick.

by Aphrodite79 June 20, 2011

Zane Wells

A small kid who wears glasses, sucks at call of duty; especially multiplayer. Has brown hair and wears the same skyzone socks all the time.

Zane wells is stupid.

by killerz3033 August 25, 2015

zane bowen

A light weight often with a shit haircut and a small penis

Girl:1 who's that guy over there he ugly

Girl 2: fo sho dat be zane Bowen

#zane #ugly #smallone

Hey I was with a guy earlier he was such a zane bowen

by Frankie freezer April 18, 2017

Zander Alexander Hamilton

A person named Zander With a middle name of Alexander so his retarded Asian friend calls him Zander Alexander Hamilton

Zander Alexander Hamilton Iz that you

by CAASSS!!! March 13, 2018