airplane yoga

Crazy, new fangled, stretchy things to do, given by flash cards on that hippie airline called jet blue airlines.

Jaime did her airplane yoga on the way to see John so she would be flexible for doin the sex.

by Homer's Zeppelin March 18, 2004

Yoga

That's Yoda, you idiot.

All I got from my Yoga class was a butt.

by yo mama July 20, 2003

yogasm

The result of several outlandish excersises, that stress your brain. A softer variety of this is the satisfaction after a long run.

Why are you still standing on your head clapping your hands behind your back? Don't tell me you are trying to achieve that yogasm nonsense again!

by Zdenek August 9, 2004

Purple Headed Yogart Slinging Dragon

It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.

Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon

by TequilaPrep September 15, 2009

Yoga

slang in my school for weed. pot, cronic, slam, marajuana, grass, happy leaf

hey kid! Wanna Bye some Yoga

by Adam Mitchell September 24, 2005

yoga

Complicated, yet sort of creepy definition of people who like to waste their time. Usually uses random animals or nature to name the poses they attempt. Doesn't even relax you, just causes you to look stupid to the men working out around you. Tends to make you a magnet for hippie's. Very hard.

girl: I'm doing yoga.
boy: Really that's sort of creepy.
girl: No its so fun i like to practice my downward-dog, and tree pose, even in the shower!
boy: Yeah well i'm gonna continue my push-ups.
girl: No really, i'm not creepy, i just don't have a life, and like to keep in touch with little animals. Guess what i'm doing when i'm done?
boy: Huh?
girl: Talking to trees and shapeing my legs into every letter of the alphabet, to see which letter it likes the best!
boy: Leave me alone.

by Boom Shacka Lacka! April 9, 2009

finger yoga

fingering your butthole

are you going to go back to your room and do finger yoga?

by BluntmasterJ May 24, 2011