The Velociraped'r

The famed serial rapist who stalks his victims by lurking in the bushes, generating deep, aggressive dinosaur- like vocalizations before leaping out, talons bearing down on them.

His identity is unbeknownst to the masses bc he dresses, unsurprisingly, like a velociraptor.

Damn, man, did you see the latest murder this weekend? No doubt the work of The Velociraped'r!

by Weaselwarrior December 10, 2020

Duex Veloce

No one actually knows what it means.

Pronounced Doochi Voochi.

Oh no! Duex Veloce has passed me allready...

by Barry B33 B3nson January 2, 2021

JP Velociraptor

Short for Jurassic Park Velociraptor, this is either a Velociraptor that is actual from JP or one clearly more based on JP than anything science has said. Notable features of most JP Velociraptors include having few or no feathers, pronated hands, being bizarrely large for Velociraptor, slit crocodilian eyes, and an inaccurate skull shape.

"I got really excited for this new dinosaur movie that got announced but all the velociraptors were JP velociraptors," "Aw, that sucks,"

by Debleb January 16, 2021

the Velociraptyl Move

A chess move when you can move a pawn one space vertical or horizontally to catch a bishop, but only four is granted per match.

verb

“Oh dear! I’ve just been checkmated by a pawn using the Velociraptyl Move.”

by k-hot jalapeños December 31, 2023

turdinal velocity

When a piece of feces is ejected from the anus at such a rate that it explodes into pieces of shrapnel upon hitting, usually the back, of the toilet.

Oh Shit! literal shit; everywhere. That one hit turdinal velocity.

by jpry May 21, 2024

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 19, 2024

fatal velocity

too fuckin fast. to fuckin fast. fast is too fuckin fast.

He met the ground at fatal velocity.

by Rapsheets January 8, 2025