New York Times

A very overrated newspaper that the majority of folks depend on to get their news about everything. Mostly shares populist and moderately liberal viewpoints, with an inherent bias towards the US. The op-eds can sometimes come off as a bit moralizing. Not a bad news source by any means, but far from being the greatest newspaper.

Someone: What do you think about the New York Times?

Me: eh, it's alright I guess.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 8, 2021

tea times

publication of mechanical shrubbery, the british humour society of the university of the witwatersrand

wow, this months tea times is ultra cool...

by razorwit November 1, 2003

times two

to double

You can times two your investment if you join my Initial Coin Offering pump and dump.

by anarchyseeds January 23, 2018

once over twice three times

A way of admiring someone of the opposite (or same) sex who is attractive where you look them up an down as they approach you, when their right in front of you and as they walk away. Usually done while not speakiing to the person.

"She was so fine that I gave her the once over twice three times"

by dkarez4u June 27, 2005

three times

when a person see'sa girl who looks good. they grab their nutz and hold up the number of times that u would fuck the gurl rated on her hottness

ey swazye, look at that gurl over there..... damn(grabs nutz) three times....no no no no wait 5 times! lol

by iceman92 November 10, 2007

The New York Times

The definition of fake news.

The New York Times is a great source of fake news!

by Yeyeeeee123 December 19, 2019

Medieval Times

a place in Buena Park Ca, on Beach Blvd where you pay a whole bunch of money to eat shitty food, drink expenisve, shitty mixed drinks, and watch a bunch of fake ass knights, on small ass horses, compete in tournament games, in hopes of winning the princesses heart. Oh yeah, and dont cheer for the red knight, he always loses.

Nah, just kidding, its fun, and if you go, make sure you call your server "farm boy"

while walking out of the show at "medieval times" I told dan i was going to run him through with my flag.

by rob $ April 13, 2005