When you are sitting at a restaurant and no one can figure out how to do the math required to split the bill and they just delegate the task to the Table Jew who is best with math and money.
by korzib August 15, 2011
When one meets an Eastside girl and engages in sexual congress with her on a strangers dining room table.
Example 1
"Damn man! I met this girl at Madison's and set the table with her ass!"
Example 2
"Look at her! She's definitely a table setter!"
"Damn man! I met this girl at Madison's and set the table with her ass!"
Example 2
"Look at her! She's definitely a table setter!"
by the koney killa February 23, 2010
A pancake ordered for the table, to share. You want to order savory breakfast, but everyone also wants a pancake on the side.
by svking September 29, 2019
Emily says "What do you call the space between the dick and the asshole"?
Bob replied "A coffee table"
(see Weeds on Showtime for futher explanation)
Bob replied "A coffee table"
(see Weeds on Showtime for futher explanation)
by Bob Paul December 04, 2005
That person who sits at different lunch tables everyday,just to switch up their routine,regardless if the people at different tables like them or not. This corresponds with sluts being all up on other guys.
A table slut is to different lunch tables,as a slut is to different guys. Hence the term, table slut.
A table slut is to different lunch tables,as a slut is to different guys. Hence the term, table slut.
Alexis: I fucking hate that kid.
Lunch Table: Why?..
Alexis: He's such a table slut, he's not welcome here.
Lunch Table: Why?..
Alexis: He's such a table slut, he's not welcome here.
by gfghjkhgfrdty6u7ig89667rtyfg April 20, 2010
To intimately hold a conversation between an even number people with the maximum of four entities. When 2 people decide to square table, they sit on opposite ends of the table(metaphorically) and begin their conversation for plans of action or occasional venting. Square table talks remain lowkeyand imitate business-like atmosphere.
The word could also be modified to fit 3("triangle table") or any number larger than 4("round table") people.
The word could also be modified to fit 3("triangle table") or any number larger than 4("round table") people.
Bro, I really need to square table about what happened today.
Let's set up a round table to tommorow's party
Let's set up a round table to tommorow's party
by Semi_E December 28, 2015
Emo - Scene - Indie - Hipster - Metro
A table helping to identify a specific subcategory of human, usually male.
A table helping to identify a specific subcategory of human, usually male.
Nathaniel: you are far to the left on the Table of Indie, Jesse. Don't lie to yourself.
Jesse: but i still get the chicks.
Nathaniel: ...
Jesse: but i still get the chicks.
Nathaniel: ...
by Jesse Earl Sterling Lerch May 31, 2006