Ruben Santana

A puerto rican who happens to consist of layered meat, sauerkraut and Swiss cheese, with a dressing. These are grilled between slices of rye bread. The meat is either corned beef or pastrami, and the dressing is either Russian or Thousand Island dressing.

A: "where is he?"
B: "hes behind the Ruben Santana !!"

by Salt n Pepper September 24, 2011

Bearded Santa

The act of cuming on your partners face and using your dick to shape it into Santa's beard.

Jenny was pissed off when she woke up with a bearded Santa on Christmas morning.

by Plattsperv January 2, 2012

Sea Santa

A gentleman who resembles Santa with his white beard, but is thinner and more nautical. Oftentimes, he leaves you wondering - is that Samta? Or a sea captain? Oh, it's a Sea Santa.

Upon boarding the yacht, I says to the guy I says, are you Santa? No, he replies, I'm the captain. Oh, I replied. You're a Sea Santa.

by Megacube December 23, 2014

Sad Santa

Unreciprocated oral sex.

Last night was just ok. I went down on her, but I ended up just giving her the Sad Santa.

by jdmartin September 25, 2015

Salty Santa

When a guy gets jizz in his beard.

I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.

by DankyTachanky June 4, 2018

Choi Santan

When satan takes over the cute baby fake maknae Choi san and causes sexiness to exude from him.

In hala Hala we see Choi Santan, not Choi san

by The truth and only that June 20, 2019

adult santa claus

What god’s real name should be…because after all that’s all god really is.

Yo bro you going on that missionary trip to The Congo to spread the good news?

Nah brah, I don’t do any work for adult Santa Claus.

by Rohan Davies October 20, 2021