squint grits

american chinese food, squint asian eyes, grits = craker food.

Go get some squint grits from that crazy mexican lady down the street.

by JoseOle April 27, 2004

squinge

The medical definition is Eplastisquingitis. An abnormal growth out of the side of ones buttocks, resembling a grapefruit. It is rare and there is no known cure. Physicians recommend using goat urine as this seems to help with the burning and itch associated with an enlarged squinge

Alex has an abnormally large squinge on the left side of his buttocks which causes him problems when he passes gas.

Mike tried forcing the goat to urinate on his squinge infected buttocks but was instead bitten, which later caused a massive infection that made Mike to go into convulsions. Mike died later that day.

by jdc1 December 15, 2008

Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.

by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009

Squinched

Squinched is another word for 'fucked'. Basically the point where you are either too high or drunk to much about anything. A lovley place to be

'Let's get squinched'

by kinnn November 5, 2009

Squinguilater

{Pronounced Swing-jew-later} A massively annoying person, Someone Who Harasses.

I Was Talking To My Girlfriend When A Squinguilater Came Up Behind Me And Started Talking.

by teh_awesome_geek December 29, 2010

squintch

Vagina, derived from Chinook Wawa, Seattle, PNW usage.
Sometimes spelled squinch. Less offensive or crude than snatch, snootch, and other terms. Sometimes used playfully in order to avoid saying a word understood by non-Seattleites.

I don't give a squirrel's squintch what you think.

by Midnight Nash Rambler March 27, 2011

squinuggle

A cuddle that starts out lovingly, but has a suspicious amount of wriggling by the end.

Jane sighed breathlessly as the squinuggle developed.

by twoombarite August 20, 2011