Splooge

where you get that special fluid from your pener after getting pleasure from either masturbation or the big sexual intercourse.

Yo what if i accidentally splooge in her ear when we do sex.

by Jaythal December 5, 2018

Sploosh

The word used to describe the feeling and or sound of the water hitting your anal regions due to the splash from the crap you just took.

"the worst part of using the public restroom is the sploosh"

by Miguelito_Panda April 30, 2019

Splooge

The volcanic eruption rapidly merging onto Mia Khalifa’s face.

Dude, I just splooged on that whore!

by Shit Picker December 15, 2019

Sploosh

When Chris Moore can’t lift his fat ass out of the tub and he falls back in, resulting in water splooshing over the edges... Then he stays in the bath and jerks off to the Oracle.

I cant get my fat ass out of the tub and the water splooshed over the sides.

by MeepTC June 25, 2020

Sploogie

Spitting a lob or ball of semen at someone

Man 1: I can't believe she sploogied me, my hair needs to be washed.
Man 2: I can help you with the hair, I had to wash for weeks after the Sploogie Boogie on Halloween.

"I had a sploogie lobbed at me"

by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020

reverse splooge

When you are making out with a guy, touch his penis and its not hard. (When its definitely expected to be)

I touched it, and it was a reverse splooge...eww

by haime and kyree November 7, 2010

Mental Sploosh

When you get so confused to the point of having orgasms, and throwing up. (trust me, ive seen it happen)

Timmy: Ah....Damn fuckin math problem

Me: No! Dont do it!

Timmy: AaaaaaAAAH! Huerallllgh....

Me: Dont fuckin Mental Sploosh....!

by Tucksta March 23, 2011