Marie (Splatoon)

A squid idol from the video game splatoon. A fucking sarcastic and lazy bitch who won the final splatfest of splatoon, SHE’S ALSO A FUCKING grandma

I’m not a fuckin’ grandma; I’m marie (splatoon)

by Thedemoninkling February 15, 2020

splat

an asterisk. Used by UK computer people. Because it looks like something squashy, like mashed potato, that has hit a wall in a comic (like the Beano) accompanied by the word SPLAT!

IT help desk. 'Hit the splat key'

by Ken Holway October 17, 2007

I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you

To shoot someone, usually in the head and blood splaters on the wall behind them and the brains and blood look like cherry pie.

If you fuck with me I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you.

by Teeta January 25, 2008

Splattegory

When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.

Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!

by Aeryck June 14, 2006

Splatoon 3

The queerest game on the planet.

Splatoon 3 is so gay, all i see is furry art and people saying they like men! Am i gay?

by DickSuck913875626798 October 9, 2022

Pittsburg Splatter

The act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner let loose diarrhea on your face.

I begged my girlfriend to give me a pittsburg platter, but she had diarrhea and gave me a pittsburg splatter instead..

by daisiemae December 9, 2008

ninja splatter

Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.

Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"

2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008