Boner Sober

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.
The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".
by Titty Slapper69 November 19, 2021
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False Sober

Recalling a false fact or memory about being under the influence of drug or alcohol.
Person 1: “ Last night reminded me that puking actually feels really good when your drunk.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”
by Potatoe pealer July 24, 2018
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Sober Chomp

Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.
by Smellyfetus69 May 19, 2019
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Milwaukee sober

A version of "sobriety" when an individual only consumes beer, or beer and a little hard liquor, but refrains from other drug use
Is charlie still getting fucked up on the regular?
Na, he just drinks beer these days. He's Milwaukee sober.
by Dirrtburrnerr February 12, 2025
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Vermont sober

When a person doesn't consume alcohol but consumes other party drugs.
"I heard that new guy doesn't drink and only does drugs like LSD, shrooms and molly."

"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"
by Jb7ao7 February 13, 2023
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Sober

I am sober because I can stand up without falling down

I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap
by Plymuni23 October 05, 2023
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Sober

Being sober is boring
by January 18, 2021
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